April 26, 2010 by quovechkin
NSFW!
We tried to post this on 4/23 but it brought the whole page down! Let’s try this again…
Since beloved death metal band (and hockey fans) Cannibal Corpse are playing in DC the same night as our beloved Capitals Capitan, how could we miss the opportunity to pay tribute to both? Here is a video (click link above) of CC front man Corpsegrinder effusing his love for Ovechkin…and, notably and forcefully, his distaste for Cindy Crosby. Corpsegrinder, we couldn’t agree more with your sentiment, sir.
Now, regarding tonight’s game 5 against the Habs, it’s almost time for Unleashing the Bloodthirsty and Crushing the Despised. Prepare to get Pounded Into the Dust by our Russian Monolith, Alexander Ovechkin!!!! (yeah, maybe it’s cheesy to create puns out of CC songs…so what?) Thanks to Chris of the DC Heavy Metal blog (and lifelong Caps fan) for sending the video!
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A blog dedicated to the humor and subtle brilliance that comes out of the mouth of the best hockey player in the world and captain of the Washington Capitals, Alexander Ovechkin. The contributors are three female Caps fans who ADORE the Great 8 and have nothing but love and respect for him.
